The Top 10 Reasons I Wish Summer Were Over:

10. It’s 80° at 6 a.m.
9. Pasty skin = no tan lines
8. Fall fashions … time to shop!
7. No more landscaping fees -- more money for shopping
6. Only three months ‘til Christmas
5. I’m not in Spain, so what’s the point?
4. Lots of upcoming holidays
3. Less-frequent waxing
2. My no-TV-during-summer rule

And the No. 1 reason I wish summer were over…

1. Mosquitoes and spiders and flies, oh my!