I was on the train home yesterday when a word popped into my head: apoplexy. So I looked it up:

ap-o-plex-y: a sudden impairment of neurological function, especially resulting from a cerebral hemorrhage; a stroke.

So, of course, now I'm convinced it's going to happen to me. Because you know I'm a little psychic, right? I keep worrying so much about whether or not this'll happen that I'll probably cause it to happen.

And I'm just letting you know so I can say I knew it would.